Season 3

Can you ID those pictures for me?

- What can I say… life’s good. I never thought I would finally have time to play games all night once I’m old and retired. What can I do for you? - Good…

Aug 24 •

Cover your tray with the pasta spray

- …so in today’s episode, I will show you how to create the latest viral sensation. Lasagna Supreme is taking the internet by storm. Thanks to novelty…

Aug 17 •

These are my travel eyes

- I didn’t know you had asthma. - I don’t. This is my jet lag inhaler, and these here… She reaches into a side pocket of her trolley bag, unzips it and…

Aug 10 •

Hi, I’m your emergency recharge

- Hi, how are you? - Change of plans. It’s nothing serious, but Niels had a small accident, and I have to pick him up from the hospital. - What…

Aug 3 •

Do you have anything tokenised on the menu?

- How was your holiday? - I can’t complain. We had a full week of SPF 50 weather. - Sounds nice. The waiter puts a carafe of ice-cold water on their…

Jul 27 •

If this soda tastes like mango, call an ambulance

Gravel rolls as the bike stops abruptly. - I’m not at my 100% today. He taps on the helmet’s visor twice as his friend’s deep breaths get closer to…

Jul 20 •

That tree made two million last year

- Sorry to keep you waiting folks. - No problem. How is your day? - Phenomenal. I only regret that hand washing is not a popular competitive sport. I…

Jul 13 •

I respawned your favourite shirt

- How was your trip? He releases her from a comforting hug. - It was okay, I guess. Some minor delays and a little bit of traffic. Nothing unusual. …

Jul 6 •

She only eats lasered fruit

- Anything else? - Yes, five blue bananas. Could you etch them? She only eats lasered fruit. - Picky eater, huh? Any story themes in mind? We have…

Jun 29 •

You’ve packed your desk into a carry-on?

- Are you still working? She takes off her headphones. - Sorry, what was that?- I envy people who can listen to music while working. I need peace and…

Jun 22 •

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